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Anonymous sent -any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

thepuppyclub:

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

the dashboard just updated!! EW

charlottan:

showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now

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I didn’t take my medication last night and now I feel like this. Everything is vaguely scary.

I get the idea behind it, but it does not feel good when yall claim a charcter is trans-codded when he’s just the butt of emasculating jokes.

stagrunner:

dooper64:

dooper64:

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So my community just bought me an authentic taco Bell sign and I can’t stop laughing. I have to put this on my roof for Christmas right??

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My wife is super stoked about it too!

Have you tried explaining to Bloops that this will help all of you live más?

dark-sappho:

dark-sappho:

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I’m trying to jump into a game of double dutch

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

willowcrowned:

idlestories:

not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

tags that read "#I run into a lot of he would not have the emotional intelligence to even be aware of that"ALT

damascusdalek:

sbeana:

sbeana:

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

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aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE’S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

cry4nne:

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Lariah, Priestess of Alto Mare

partywithponies:

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

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damazcuz:

*explaining the vacuum cleaner to my pet medieval knights* gluttonous beelzebub has possessed this timid beast and now nothing quells its appetite, save for crumbs and dust which means it WON’T eat little knights do you understand it WILL NOT eat you you are SAFE

my three poorly bred pet medieval knights: *trembling so hard their armor is clanging together and whimpering because they dont believe me*

baylen:

baylen:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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Anonymous sent -any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

thepuppyclub:

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

Posted 20 hours ago with 162,777 notes.
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the dashboard just updated!! EW

Posted 2 days ago with 0 notes.
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charlottan:

showing someone a movie is like fuuuuuck its bad now

Posted 4 days ago with 50,047 notes.
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I didn’t take my medication last night and now I feel like this. Everything is vaguely scary.

Posted 4 days ago with 2 notes.
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I didn’t take my medication last night and now I feel like this. Everything is vaguely scary.

Posted 4 days ago with 2 notes.
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I get the idea behind it, but it does not feel good when yall claim a charcter is trans-codded when he’s just the butt of emasculating jokes.

Posted 5 days ago with 2 notes.
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stagrunner:

dooper64:

dooper64:

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So my community just bought me an authentic taco Bell sign and I can’t stop laughing. I have to put this on my roof for Christmas right??

image

My wife is super stoked about it too!

Have you tried explaining to Bloops that this will help all of you live más?

Posted 5 days ago with 1,331 notes.
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Posted 6 days ago with 330,232 notes.
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dark-sappho:

dark-sappho:

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I’m trying to jump into a game of double dutch

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

Posted 6 days ago with 80,186 notes.
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willowcrowned:

idlestories:

not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’

tags that read "#I run into a lot of he would not have the emotional intelligence to even be aware of that"ALT
Posted 6 days ago with 74,971 notes.
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damascusdalek:

sbeana:

sbeana:

magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

who fucking reblogged this as ben ten

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Posted 6 days ago with 42,742 notes.
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aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

aropride:

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE’S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

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cry4nne:

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Lariah, Priestess of Alto Mare

Posted 1 week ago with 4 notes.
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partywithponies:

When the player character dialogue options in a game all suck:

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Posted 1 week ago with 42,275 notes.
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damazcuz:

*explaining the vacuum cleaner to my pet medieval knights* gluttonous beelzebub has possessed this timid beast and now nothing quells its appetite, save for crumbs and dust which means it WON’T eat little knights do you understand it WILL NOT eat you you are SAFE

my three poorly bred pet medieval knights: *trembling so hard their armor is clanging together and whimpering because they dont believe me*

Posted 1 week ago with 292 notes.